Like A Rabid Fox on Your Arm

May 30
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nesstle:

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads: 
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

yes jc penney. yes.
just
fucking
yes.

nesstle:

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads: 

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

yes jc penney. yes.

just

fucking

yes.

May 24
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May 24
May 24
  • before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower ill do it later
  • when I'm in the shower: sweet jesus christ what is this magical fuckery this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters oF warmth around my body
  • How in the name of all things holy did this thing get reblogged over 100,000 times and no one corrected the "or" to "of"? I fixed it, you're all freakin welcome!
May 24